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INTERNET NEWSGROUP Browsing web pages or search engines is one way to get information off the ’net. But asking a question on an appropriate Newsgroup is often much better. Here are some of the terms you’ll find used – and over the page, many of those mysterious abbreviations! add (also join and subscribe) The act of adding a newsgroup to your personal list of newsgroups. These are the groups that you see when you start up your newsreader. See also: remove. articles that show up – the other articles have expired.) Utility for automatic downloading and processing of binary files, such as images, sounds, or shareware. “include everything under this”) rec.collecting. (recreation groups about collecting) rec.collecting.sport.* recreation groups about sports collecting) rec.collecting.sport.football (a recreation group about sports collecting, specifically football) Note that rec.collecting.sport.* would also include sports collecting groups about baseball, hockey, etc. There are also special, regional, and local hierarchies that may not be available to all people. flame kill file FAQ An individual message in a newsgroup. When a person sends or posts an article and other people reply to it, it forms a thread. (Frequently Asked Questions) A list of answers to Frequently Asked Questions and other useful information for a newsgroup. (When pronouncing, spell it out or rhyme “FAQ” with “back.”) Always read a newsgroup’s FAQ before you post. binary FileGrabber article (also post) A type of newsgroup article that contains encoded binary information, such as a picture, sound, or software application. There are special groups for binary files, such as alt. binaries.clip-art. cancel, cancelbot The act of retracting or removing one’s newsgroup article. Cancelbots are programs that cancel spam posts. charter An angry newsgroup article or e-mail that viciously attacks someone or something. Usually written in the heat of the moment. Often starts a flamewar. Also, the act of sending or posting a flame. A person who flames is a “flamer.” A file used by some newsreaders to reject unwanted articles. A kill file will reject posts containing words, authors, or subjects that you don’t want to see. Also known as a “bozo filter.” (Some newsgroup users signify adding an article or thread to their killfile by replying with the word “*plonk*.”) An official description of what a newsgroup is all about, whether it’s moderated, and what kinds of topics the group will discuss. For specific information about a newsgroup, read the group’s FAQ. flame bait Provocative material in an article that, intentionally or unintentionally, will make people angry and invite flames in response. See trolling. list unread cross-post flame war list all follow up (also reply) lurk To copy an article to multiple newsgroups. Cross-posting should be done sparingly, and only when the post is relevant to the affected newsgroups. Excessive cross-posting is a lot like spam, and is nicknamed “velveeta.” A argument or fight that takes place in newsgroup articles or e-mail. Flamewars involve lots of name-calling, nasty insults, and “YELLING.” delurk To respond to an article by posting a response to the newsgroup. See quoting. To post an article to a newsgroup for the first time. (Just like when a radio-show caller says “Long-time listener, first-time caller.”) See lurk. Emoticon (also smiley) Little faces made out of keyboard characters, used to express smiles :-) winks ;-) surprise :-0 and more. (If you don’t understand the emoticon, put your left ear on your left shoulder and look again!) expired article Newsgroup articles are stored for a limited time, after which they are deleted to make room for new ones. An article that has been deleted and no longer available has “expired.” (This is why the number of articles listed doesn’t always match the number of 92  Silicon Chip header Part of a newsgroup article or e-mail message that contains information needed by the computers that handled it. Hard-to-read but informative,the message ID, date, and time. hierarchy The categories of newsgroups. The main categories are: comp. (computer topics), misc. (miscellaneous), news. (newsgroup-related stuff), rec. (recreation), sci. (science), soc. (society), talk. (discussion), and alt. (alternative). Hierarchies are arranged so they get more specific as you work your way down. For example: rec.* (recreation groups — the “*” means A newsreader command that allows you to see only the messages that you haven’t read before in a given newsgroup. A newsreader command that shows you all the messages in a newsgroup, including messages you have already read (as long as they haven’t expired). To read articles in a newsgroup without posting any of your own. Always lurk a while before posting, to get a feel for the newsgroup. A person who lurks is a “lurker.” See delurk. mark read (also catch up) A newsreader command that marks all the articles in a newsgroup as having been read. Do this after you’ve read the interesting posts in a newsgroup and only want to see new posts the next time you visit. MMF An abbreviation for MAKE MONEY FAST; also the generic name for any of the useless, futile, and often illegal pyramid schemes that promise to “make $5 into $50,000” or “GET RICH QUICK” by spamming newsgroups. www.siliconchip.com.au COMMON TERMS There’s a Newsgroup for every conceivable subject – and then some! If you have Internet access, you almost certainly have Newsgroup access. Ask your ISP if you don’t know how to subscribe. They don’t work, they’re annoying and people will flame you, so don’t ever do it. Posting MMF-type posts is very bad netiquette. moderated newsgroup A newsgroup where all posts must be approved before they can be seen by all. The people who do the filtering are known as moderators. Moderated newsgroups typically have a lot of information, and very little spam or garbage. See signal-to-noise ratio. Netiquette Network etiquette. Since there are no Internet Police, a set of rules and guidelines on acceptable behavior has developed organically. Netiquette includes things like not spamming, learning to lurk before posting, and more. Learn netiquette and you won’t get flamed. newbie A beginner. All experts were newbies once. cause it lets people know what you’re talking about. Quoted material often is preceded by “>” and looks like: > This is an example of quoted material. Here is some more > quoted material, to let people know what you are replying to. This would be where your new comments would begin. reply subscribe A newsgroup article that is posted to the newsgroup as a response to another post. It’s usually a good idea to quote from the article you’re replying to so people know what you’re talking about. When replying, avoid posting simply “me too” or “I agree.” To add a newsgroup to the list of groups you want to read. If you subscribe to a group, that newsgroup will appear every time you open your newsreader. In the vast majority of cases, subscribing is free. See unsubscribe. Request for Discussion (RFD) A test message, usually posted by newbies. Test messages should only be sent to newsgroups specifically designed for this purpose, such as misc.test. Warning: put “Ignore” in your test message’s subject or body, unless you want lots of automatically generated response mail. newsgroup (also group) signal-to-noise ratio newsreader The software you use to access newsgroups. A newsreader lets you read articles, respond to them, and post your own. periodic posting A newsgroup article that is posted to a group or groups at regular intervals. An example of a periodic posting would be a FAQ (list of Frequently Asked Questions) or other helpful information. post A newsgroup article. Also, the act of sending an article to a newsgroup so that others can read and reply to it. quote To include part of a previous post when you follow up to it. Quoting is a good idea be- www.siliconchip.com.au spoiler The newsgroup command to unsubscribe from a newsgroup. remove Another name for newsgroups. Also “Netnews,” “USENET,” or “Usenet.” An Internet discussion forum, such as rec. pets.cats or alt.internet.services. All together, the thousands of newsgroups form a global bulletin board where people talk about every topic imaginable. Newsgroups are where you post articles. used so often that it crowds everything else out. Information that may diminish the enjoyment someone else gets from a book, movie, tv show, etc. Example: Posting “The Titanic sinks!!!” in a current movies newsgroup may spoil someone who hasn’t seen Titanic. Be nice: Use warnings (like adding “SPOILER: Titanic” to the subject line) and add spoiler space (blank lines before spoiler information) to posts that may contain spoilers. An official posting to news.groups that asks for comments and opinions regarding the proposal to create a new newsgroup. Part of the formal newsgroup creation process. news (Sorry – we didn’t mean to yell!) An electronics term used to compare the amount of good, useful info (“signal”) in a newsgroup with the amount of bad, useless junk (“noise”). Newsgroups that have lots of flame wars and spam have a low signal-tonoise ratio. signature (also sig) Text added to the bottom of an article or e-mail to give the reader more information about the poster. Signatures can include e-mail and Web addresses, quotes, text art, and more, though signatures should not be longer than 4 or 5 lines. spam An article that is sent to hundreds or thousands of different newsgroups, and has nothing to do with any of them. Often advertisements or “MAKE MONEY FAST”-type chain letters. Very annoying and a very bad violation of netiquette. The act of sending spam is “spamming.” Someone who sends spam is a “spammer.” The term “spam” comes from the Monty Python sketch where the name of the canned meat product is test thread A thread is an ongoing discussion of related messages that grows from one particular posting. troll A purposely stupid, inflammatory, or downright wrong article (closely related to flamebait). Its purpose is to get people mad and make them look stupid and gullible unsubscribe To remove a newsgroup from your newsreader’s active list. If you unsubscribe, you will no longer see the newsgroup when you open your newsreader. You can always subscribe again. Usenet (also USENET) The full name of newsgroups is “Usenet Newsgroups.” YELLING To yell on a newsgroup, use capitals. Unless you are deliberately yelling, using capitals is considered to be pretty bad Netiquette! September 2001  93 Newsgroup Abbreviations COMMON ABBREVIATIONS COMMON (and many uncommon!) EMOTICONS AFAIK AKA ASAP BTW BRB FAQ FYI FWIW FIIK FUBAR - :-) (-: :-( ;-) #-) =:O :-| ~~:-[ :-$ :-P :-<at> “As Far As I Know” “Also Known As” “As Soon As Possible” “By The Way” “Be Right Back” “Frequently asked questions” “For Your Information” “For What It’s Worth” “. . . If I Know" “. . . Up Beyond All Recognition” GD&R - “Grinning, Ducking and Running (After snide remark) IAEF “If All Else Fails” IANAL - “I Am Not A Lawyer (But...)” IDK “I don’t know” IMHO - “In My Humble Opinion” IMO “In My Opinion” IYKWIM - “If You Know What I Mean” IYKWIMAITYD - “If You Know What I Mean And I Think You Do” LOL “Laughing Out Loud” OK abbreviation of “oll korrect”, alteration of “all correct” OTOH - On The Other Hand PITA “Pain In The Ass” PMFJI - “Pardon Me For Jumping In” PS “Post Script” TIA “Thanks In Advance” TPTB - “The Powers That Be” TTFN - “Ta Ta For Now” ROTFL - “Rolling On The Floor Laughing” RTFM - “Read The . . . Manual SOHF - “Sense Of Humor Failure” SWALK - “Sealed With A Loving Kiss” WRT “With Respect To” WYSIWYG - “What You See Is What You Get” YMMV - “Your Mileage May Vary” (You may not have the same luck I did) YWIA - “You’re Welcome In Advance” AFK = away from keyboard BAK = back at keyboard BRB = be right back WB = welcome back GMTA = great minds think alike WTG = way to go RSI = repetitive strain injury 94  Silicon Chip Happy Left Handed/Australian Sad Winky Oh, what a night! Yelling/Shocked Frowning Net Flame Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is Sticking Out Tongue Screaming/Swearing/Very Angry/ About To Be Sick :*) Drunk/Clown :-# Been Smacked In The Mouth/ Wears A Brace/Kiss R -) Broken Glasses (:-) Bald :-))) Is Very Fat :-{} Wears Lipstick =:-) A Dickhead <at>:-) Wears A Turban $-) Yuppie/Just Won A Large Sum Of Money :,( Crying : =) Two Noses 8:] Gorilla 8-) Wears Glasses B:-) Wears Sun Glasses On Head :-T Keeping A Straight Face/Tight Lipped :-y Said With A Smile :-| Disgusted/Grim/No Expression :~-( Crying/Shed A Tear :’-( Crying :~(~~ Crying :-Q A Smoker :-! A Smoker %-\ Has A Hangover |-o Bored :-X A Kiss/Lips Are Sealed (:-D Has A Big Mouth (:+) Has A Big Nose :-{) Has A Moustache :-* Just Ate Something Sour/Bitter Taste/Kiss [:-) Is Wearing A Walkman (:-) Bicycle Helmets :-)’ Tends To Drool =:-) Punk +-:-) The Pope O:-) An Angel *<:-)> Santa o-<:-{{{ Santa *<|:-) Santa/A Clown 5:-) Elvis Presley :-% Banker :-: Mutant Smiley (-:|:-) Siamese Twins :-) 7:-) Fred Flinstone :/7) Cyrano de Bergerac C):-O C):-O C):-O C):-O A Barbershop Quartet 3:-o A Cow 8:-) A Pig/A Little Girl :\/ A Woodpecker ]:-> The Devil ,-) A One Eyed Winky |-( Lost Contact Lenses #:-) Matted Hair/Fur Hat/Crewcut/ Messy Hair &:-) Curly Hair C=:-) A Chef <at>}->— A Rose =|:-)= Uncle Sam/Abe Lincoln 7:) Ronald Reagan +<:-| Monk/Nun :_) A Boxer/Had a Fight { A Psycho (:I An Egghead b:-) A Baseball Fan/Has A Cap On (-) Needs A Haircut ;-(*) Feels Sick *****:-) Marge Simpson [:] A Robot :-[ A Vampire/Count Dracula/Pouting/ Sarcastic :-F A Bucktoothed Vampire/Has Major Dental Problems :=) Orangutan/Has Two Noses :-? Smokes A Pipe :-8( Condescending 8-# Death/Dead ;^) Smirking :——} Liar/Pinnochio !-( Black Eye ) Cheshire Cat (:-D Blabber Mouth > A Schizo *#*!^*&:-) phrenic :-’| Has A Cold/Flu :$) Donald Trump :-.) Marilyn Monroe/Madonna :-) 8 Dolly Parton :-|:-| Deja’vu <*:oDX A Clown C|:-= Charlie Chaplin : .) Cindy Crawford =) Adolf Hitler ~:o A Baby ===:-D Don King 8(:-) Mickey Mouse/Walt Disney (|-| F Robocop 3:*> Rudolph the Reindeer P-) A Pirate %-~ Picasso ‘:-) Has One Eyebrow SC www.siliconchip.com.au